About
I’m a 27 year old Canadian girl with a strong desire to procreate with George Clooney change the world. I’m a teacher who loves her job not only for the built in blog fodder working with children provides, but because very few jobs allow grown adults to play dodgeball on a daily basis. And I do love dodgeball.
I like: peanut butter, The West Wing, peonies, accents, Bob Woodward books, movie theatre popcorn, afternoon naps, songs only found on the ipod of 14 year old girl, dirty jokes, clean sheets and double bubble bubblegum.
I dislike: movies starring the Rock, seafood, the sound people make when they kiss (unless I’m the one involved in the kiss), mayonnaise and the smell of the public library.
I will never understand: why people wear full linen jumpsuits. All that ironing? Why do that to yourself?
If you are fun or funny or like nice things or have ever swooned to the sound of Marin Sheen’s voice, we should get along just fine.
Questions? Comments? Email me brandyismagic@gmail.com
Public libraries have the tendency to smell like mayonnaise…or at least mayonnaise mixed will stale urine (is it different than fresh urine?)…
I hate the smell, but love the taste.
(of mayonnaise, not urine, of course)
but back on track…
go to any library, and go to a section with really old books that no one ever checks out (I’m talking 80 year old copies, with the last return stamp in them from the 60’s – engineering/math libraries are really good for this)…
just start grabbing books, opening them up and smelling…
mmm….
the smell of old books…
(it gets a heart pumping.)
oh. and then yell something obnoxious, or drop your pants and do a dance….
(no one goes to that section of library anyways)
at least, no one with pants.
I LOVE your picture header. Where did you find it? Also, I just started reading your blog. I love the way you write.
double bubble bubblegum. love it for the name. and the fact that you can only chew a piece for 5 minutes. the flavor has long gone (about 10 good chomps in) and it’s finally gotten so hard you can hardly move your mouth any longer.
yes, i still buy it in as large quantities as i can find.
*Pokes around hesitatingly and scurries back to my bloggy corner when startled…
Here via LiLu. I fink you’re H-I-Larry-Oh-You-S.
I may be back…
As I was reading this, I turned to look at the TV for just a moment right after I read “full linen jumpsuits”, and a guy walked on screen wearing a 3-piece linen suit…and I laaaaughed and I laughed! I share your affinity for movie theatre popcorn – sometimes we’ll show up at the theatre, not knowing what’s playing and see anything just so we can buy a huge bag of popcorn.
Just wanted to say hi as a fellow teacher and blogger. I really like the look of your site and I’m adding you to my page under teacher bloggers.
Thanks for the laughs!
Camile
http://classroomconfessions.wordpress.com