Help Needed July 2, 2009
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I need your help.
So, as some of you may know, I have a pretty weak stomach. I’m grossed out rather easily and this tends to delight some people in my life. In a moment of insanity I agreed to play a game affectionately called GROSS OUT tonight, with a boy who loves nothing more than to ask ‘would you rather’ questions that involve human sweat, period blood and mucous plugs (LiLu, that last one was inspired by you).
Take a minute and collect yourself.
Because he’s a boy, he has already assured me he’s going to win and is acting quite smug about it. So, it’s up to you dear readers, to share your grossest “would you rather” questions with me so I can win. Or, if you feel that you don’t want the internet to know just how twisted your head is- email me!
Maxie, I’m expecting big things from you.
Thank you for your help and please pray for me.
(I will be playing with a bucket beside me in case I vomit).
Ok. There is this awesome game called “Would You Rather? Twisted, Sick, and Wrong Late Night” available at Urban Outfitters. The following come from this game: I take no credit for them, save having owned the game for 2+ years and still finding amusement in it.
(1)Unload 500 lbs. of manure by hand -OR- bury the two rotting mules who created it with a garden trowel?
(2) Eat an uncooked dead mouse – OR- a live four inch giant cockroach which is pregnant with a full egg sack?
(3)Walk around all day with a dead mouse in your butt? -OR- a dead frog in your mouth?
(4) Drink a 12 ounce glass of “Puree o’ Kitten” -OR- drink a 12 ounce glass of an equal mix of human blood and milk?
(5) Drink a pint of water from a bathtub in which someone has drowned – OR – breathe deeply for five minutes from the vent of a crematorium?
Hope these help. I have more…Please don’t think I’m sick. Seriously. It’s a game. A drinking game, no less.
I was going to try and come up with my own, then I read the suggestions from theweightofitall and felt sick to my stomach. I’ll let you know if I’m able to think of it while I’m hugging the toilet.
Honestly? I think this is cheating. I doubt HE is summoning the power of the internet right now.
oh god, good luck! ill try and think of some.
i thought at first the game was just about foods, daring you to eat gross things. which reminded me of the “raman game”… which is simply, make a humungo batch of raman, and surprise your competitor with the grossest thing possible on top of the raman. they are eyes closed for this, so it’s that much more “fun.”
winner for grossest was raman + mayo + maple syrup. ugh.
I’m horrible at these kinds of games so I’m sorry I will be no help… but I wish you the very best luck!
Actually, the game is called Gross ME Out.
I can’t believe you told the internet that this particular boy loves to ask questions about period blood and mucous plugs! Geez. That’s not true. He just likes grossing you out.
And THIS is why this game is awesome:
Winner: Would you rather………?
brandy: Don’t use the word ‘leaks’
Winner: Well what do I say instead?
brandy: Is emitted….
Winner: Okay, fine. (See? He’s such an obliging fella…)
brandy:
Winner: So…what would you pick?
brandy: And dying isn’t an option?
Winner: No.
brandy: This game is hurting my soul.
Winner: What will it be? …….. or ………..?
brandy:
Winner: ???
brandy: I’m going to collapse upon myself like a dying star.
brandy: ……… I guess. And now I am dead inside.
Prepare. For. Total. Annihilation.
Would you rather drink a urine, pureed-human-pancreas, dog-vomit smoothie, or touch a cat for 3 seconds?
YES YES YES.
are you ready?
would you rather…
eat a girl out and have her mucus plug fall out into your mouth when she reaches…you know
or
suck the used tampon of a 400 lb homeless woman
You freakin’ win, Maxie. I’m a little queasy.
p.s. you have to remove the tampon yourself and the woman may or may not have a yeast infection
p.p.s. you accidentally swallow the plug
I think I’m gonna go throw up now.
omg you are amazing at this game.
Maxie, you are SO good at the qualifiers! Let’s see…
WYR…
Take a mud bath in a kiddie poo of cowpie, while you’re wearing a nose plug so you have to breathe through your mouth- AND you have to cover every last inch of your hair…
or…
Give this a pedicure?
hahaha, this is the most awesome post in the world, and HOLY SHIT theweightofitall has some gaggers, whether they’re from a game or not..!
WYR: eat a big, hairy spider who is alive and struggling, OR drink 6oz of the blood that comes out of mosquitos when you smush them?
I couldn’t get past the first comment. Ew. Seriously. I would rather do none of that!
suck period with a straw ( straight from the woman with smelly crotch ) or teabagging a gorilla?
Sorry cant be more creative lol
OMG these answers are hysterical.
I made friends with some Canadian guys when I was traveling once because I asked my girlfriend (purely for complete shock value) “would you rather eat a dog or a baby?” The Canadians laughed hysterically and we were friends for the rest of the trip.
Here’s my suggestion: Would you rather eat a bowl of herpe scabs or get saran-wrapped to a decomposing body and spend the night in a coffin that way?
Ooh I got one:
WYR
Have a bird poop in your mouth.
or
Sit on dog poo naked.
See the reality is that these things can really happen. See google search Cindy Lauper bird mouth. I just made the dog one up but it COULD happen.
The yeast infection tampon made me die a little inside.
WYR
Get a paper cut on your eyeball?
or
Get a paper cut in the webbing between every one of your fingers and toes?
Either way, lemon juice and salt will be involved.
WYR
Watch “2Girls 1 Cup” WITH your parents?
OR
Watch “2 People 1 Cup” STARRING your parents?
Would you rather…
Use your teeth to pluck all the pubes from this guy: http://giancinephile.numeriblog.fr/mon_weblog/images/2008/02/21/joaovellutiniicon42xtqf5.jpg
Or…
Watch your mum and dad get kinky in bed.
(I’ve never made up a WYR before. I hope this one’s alright. =S)
This is a question you would ask your boy friend, since it’s a lot grosser for him to think about than for you to consider (probably):
Would you rather …
- perform anallingus on the boy you hated most in high school after he’s spent the whole day at work and hasn’t showered in at least 8 hours
… or
- have anallingus performed on you by the boy you hated most in high school, in front of all his friends (presumably other people you hated in high school)?
Oh, I do have to clarify- this boy is not my boyfriend. He’s a boy who enjoys gross out questions more than humanely possible.
Also? You guys rock. These questions are fantastic. And gross.
Please click on this… third one down, Lindsey.
You gotta be able to do something with that.
You are being featured on Five Star Friday!
http://www.fivestarfriday.com/2009/07/five-star-fridays-edition-61.html
Oh these games are so much fun!! And dirty, dirty – Maxie – I almost couldn’t keep my breakfast down! LOL!
Anyway…here goes..
WYR
Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man’s foot, or throughly lick his ummm balls?
For the record., that’s so nasty.
Nasty. But awesome. My stomach is so weak I can’t even imagine those!
ohhh I don’t have one but these are SO funny. And kinda gross.
Maxie – oh puke! Nuff said.
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I did feel embarrased before but I need to get rid of it, and I did. I feel much confident now.