Comments on: There will only be 300 witnesses to my meltdown http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/there-will-only-be-300-witnesses-to-my-meltdown/ In pursuit of life, liberty and the perfect pair of tall girl shoes Sat, 02 Jan 2010 21:22:08 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Mother Nature needs a beat down « It’s like I’m… mmmagic! http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/there-will-only-be-300-witnesses-to-my-meltdown/#comment-9729 Mother Nature needs a beat down « It’s like I’m… mmmagic! Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:43:52 +0000 http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/?p=419#comment-9729 [...] last Friday I was driving 10 hours to read Shakespeare at a wedding? Yeah. I did that. Then I danced like I was famous, got pictures taken in front of the elaborate [...] [...] last Friday I was driving 10 hours to read Shakespeare at a wedding? Yeah. I did that. Then I danced like I was famous, got pictures taken in front of the elaborate [...]

]]> By: lawyerish http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/there-will-only-be-300-witnesses-to-my-meltdown/#comment-9670 lawyerish Tue, 15 Apr 2008 22:17:50 +0000 http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/?p=419#comment-9670 By "show up" I meant "have an apparent odor." By “show up” I meant “have an apparent odor.”

]]> By: lawyerish http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/there-will-only-be-300-witnesses-to-my-meltdown/#comment-9669 lawyerish Tue, 15 Apr 2008 22:17:28 +0000 http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/?p=419#comment-9669 Vodka won't show up on your breath. Mix it with something. Porcelain flasks don't set off medal detectors. Wow, I need a hobby. Vodka won’t show up on your breath. Mix it with something. Porcelain flasks don’t set off medal detectors.

Wow, I need a hobby.

]]> By: Katrin http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/there-will-only-be-300-witnesses-to-my-meltdown/#comment-9668 Katrin Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:15:45 +0000 http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/?p=419#comment-9668 "until I received an email from the bride reminding us that we cannot drink before or during the ceremony" - not a catholic wedding, is it? You could down a couple of vodkas, nobody can smell that. Good Luck!! “until I received an email from the bride reminding us that we cannot drink before or during the ceremony” – not a catholic wedding, is it?
You could down a couple of vodkas, nobody can smell that.
Good Luck!!

]]> By: Trinity2 http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/there-will-only-be-300-witnesses-to-my-meltdown/#comment-9666 Trinity2 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:39:32 +0000 http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/?p=419#comment-9666 Noooo - don't drink before you have to make your speech! You'll do fine! Strap a small flask of liquor to your garter for after ;-) Noooo – don’t drink before you have to make your speech! You’ll do fine! Strap a small flask of liquor to your garter for after ;-)

]]> By: Kayleigh http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/there-will-only-be-300-witnesses-to-my-meltdown/#comment-9663 Kayleigh Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:37:50 +0000 http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/?p=419#comment-9663 Oh my gosh you will be great! Although I am secretly dreading having to give speeches or talk in general at my friend's weddings. Thankfully they are not engaged yet. I am an awful public speaker! However you, my friend, are a good one! How do I know? Because anyone who can get up every day in front of a bunch of lil kiddos and give it her all can deliver a phenom presentation at a wedding. You totally got this! Oh my gosh you will be great! Although I am secretly dreading having to give speeches or talk in general at my friend’s weddings. Thankfully they are not engaged yet. I am an awful public speaker! However you, my friend, are a good one! How do I know? Because anyone who can get up every day in front of a bunch of lil kiddos and give it her all can deliver a phenom presentation at a wedding. You totally got this!

]]> By: libby http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/there-will-only-be-300-witnesses-to-my-meltdown/#comment-9662 libby Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:33:52 +0000 http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/?p=419#comment-9662 i, too, was a public speaker! i would probably trip over shakespeare in your sitch...but i'm sure you'll be great!! best. of. luck. may the force be with you i, too, was a public speaker! i would probably trip over shakespeare in your sitch…but i’m sure you’ll be great!! best. of. luck. may the force be with you

]]> By: sizzlesays http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/there-will-only-be-300-witnesses-to-my-meltdown/#comment-9661 sizzlesays Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:56:56 +0000 http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/?p=419#comment-9661 When I had to read Shakespeare at a wedding, my sister (ahem!) never gave me the actual reading assuming I knew it by heart as I have sort of a. . . thing. . . for all things Shakespeare. When it came time to read it DURING the ceremony, no one had it written out. DOH! But I managed to make everyone laugh as someone scrambled to locate it and then I read it (cuz hell no did I have it memorized). And all was right with the world. I tell you this because YOU WILL DO GREAT! When I had to read Shakespeare at a wedding, my sister (ahem!) never gave me the actual reading assuming I knew it by heart as I have sort of a. . . thing. . . for all things Shakespeare. When it came time to read it DURING the ceremony, no one had it written out. DOH!

But I managed to make everyone laugh as someone scrambled to locate it and then I read it (cuz hell no did I have it memorized). And all was right with the world.

I tell you this because YOU WILL DO GREAT!

]]> By: Michael C http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/there-will-only-be-300-witnesses-to-my-meltdown/#comment-9660 Michael C Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:46:56 +0000 http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/?p=419#comment-9660 Just 'accidentally' start reading a paragraph from a trashy romance novel first. I guarantee it'll break the ice, get everyone loose and then the real reading will go just fine!! Just ‘accidentally’ start reading a paragraph from a trashy romance novel first. I guarantee it’ll break the ice, get everyone loose and then the real reading will go just fine!!

]]> By: justrun http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/there-will-only-be-300-witnesses-to-my-meltdown/#comment-9659 justrun Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:37:20 +0000 http://brainyjane22.wordpress.com/?p=419#comment-9659 Ten bucks says that though no one can drink before the ceremony, everyone will want to. Tight ship there! I am sure you'll do great and do your bride friend and the 300+ proud. And look good doing it. Ten bucks says that though no one can drink before the ceremony, everyone will want to. Tight ship there!
I am sure you’ll do great and do your bride friend and the 300+ proud. And look good doing it.

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