Exactly like Barbra, except completely different February 11, 2008
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While I figure out what is wrong with my ear (I’m guessing an ear infection, which has worsened with me continually sticking my finger in my ear- as though shoving a phalange in there is going to suddenly cure me- oh and what’s that? I pulled out the word phalange? Yep, just showing off what I remember from the first aid class I took in grade 8. I would have no idea what to do if someone was having a heart attack, but I could correctly point to his phalanges- and his tibia. Because I took notes on what was IMPORTANT.), I’m going to do something I’ve seen other bloggers do.
No, there will be no nudity.
(I should never say the ‘n’ word on this site. You wouldn’t BELIEVE how many hits I get a day because I once titled a post ‘threesomes’. I think the most horrifying link came from someone who typed in “I had a threesome with my daughter”. How… why… who… forget it. I can’t even compose a question that accurately addresses all the problems I have with that).
What the hell. The brackets are more interesting than the stuff in non-brackets here. I’m okay with my tags being more interesting than my posts, but this is a whole other level of upstaging. Anyway.
I’m opening up the comments for you to ask me a question. Ask me anything (especially questions about phalanges because I like the word) and I will reply. It’s like, you are Barbra Walters and I’m a celebrity who’s been to rehab more times than Elizabeth Taylor has said “I do”.
Except unlike Barbra, you (hopefully) won’t make me cry and don’t have a strange, almost obsession like love for brooches.
Oh, and I suspect you get laid more often.
1) What was your first kiss like?
2) In addition to phalanges, what other words do you like?
The antithesis of desert island questions…
What song would be playing on repeat in your hell? What would you smell for all eternity? What mundane task would you be doing? And who would annoy most as you do time for your sins?
(I don’t think you’re a sinner nor do I believe you’re going to hell… nor do I even believe in hell… but HYPOTHETICALLY, ya know.)
1. Describe an embarrassing moment over which you still kick yourself.
2. More importantly, what color are your favorite socks?
If there was one moment/situation in your life you could change- what would it be and why?
*** AND you cannot say “there’s nothing I regret or would change”. There is always one moment/situation we had wished would’ve turned out differently.
What city do you love the most to live in, not visit?
Ummm… What do i ask?
I can’t make it through the day without at least 2 cups of coffee. What’s your daily vice?
Have you ever broken any bones, for example a phalange?
What about stiches, ever had any of them?
I second the question about your favourite colour socks…
Do you always wear matching bra and undies? (This came about from thinking about socks…)
If you could name the single most important quality in a good mate, what would it be?
If you could have been told one thing that you weren’t as a teenage, what would you like to have heard?
If you could ‘unknow’ one thing that you know, what would it be?
What are your top five favorite posts you’ve ever written?
How far are you from Windsor, Ontario? Because I’m like 15 minutes away!
If you could create a show with all your favorite characters from The West Wing, but it couldn’t be about the government, what would the show be about?
What’s your favorite smell? What blogger would you like to meet in real life?
What is the best piece of advice you’ve received so far?
If you could meet any four people, dead/alive/famous/not, who would they be?
Do lady bugs have tongues?
What do you have against brooches?
You might just have impacted earwax, Nasty but it happens.
If you had to guess what you life will look like in 10 years, what would it be? As much or as little detail as you would like!
Do you wear perfume? If so, what kind?
If you could go anywhere on vacation, where would it be?
What hobby do you wish you knew how to do?
I hope your ear thing gets better quick!
phalange makes me think of Friends…it was Phoebe’s alias.
Now you’re going to get terrible hits from writing about your last bout of terrible hits. Also, I think of Phoebe from Friends when I see the word “phalange.” Oh look, the person above me already said that.
What’s your favorite book?
Have you ever gone streaking before? How why where when.
Ummmmm….you’d be surprised about the laid thing…….lol….okay I’ll shoot…..what’s your proudest accomplishment in life thus far?
What was the most embarrassing thing you’ve done to get a guy’s attention?
I sprayed perfume on a love letter I wrote to a guy. And he wrote me back and said: Hey, you’re letter smells nice. Did you spray perfume on it? And i was like… uh… no, that must be my natural musk.
Oh man. I can’t believe i did that.
Oh my dear- get ready to be overwhelmed with all the questions you’re going to get! This is a fun idea for sure. Just… get ready is all.
Hmm… I’ll just ask one question. Describe yourself in 5 words.
xo
Hmm. If your life was a movie, who would play you and why?
Do you like Drew Barrymore?
And what do you think about tights, leggings, hose, etc?
I think I must ask everyone the same thing when they do this: what’s your favorite outfit to wear, for whatever reason? (Going out, hanging out, lookin’ good, whatever)
omg, I’m a little mortified that anyone would have said that thing about the threesome and a daughter and EW
What is your most deformed body part?
1. What is your favorite scene from The WW? (yes, I went there. Good luck. ha!)
2. If you had to relocate tomorrow, where would you move and why?
I hope your ear gets better! Oh and yep..you are so goingto get a lot of hits from the “n” word.
What words do you hate?
What is the one question you would like to be asked? And what would be your answer to it?
What one day would you relive again and why?
If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
(I HAD to, sorry!)
phalange schmalange! Let’s see you pull that one out in Scrabble miss smartie pants. bwahahahahah!
If you could redecorate one room in your current (or dream) home, what style would you decorate it in? Any particular item you must have in it?
(ps… I’m Rebecca… not sure if I’ve commented here before… well hello!)
i love that you said phalange. reminds me of “friends.” remember how phoebe’s alter ego used to be regina phalange? hahaha.
question:
if you could be any animal, what would you be and why?
When are you coming to play in Australia?
(We may be on the underside but we’re all kinds of fun down here…)
How’s the new job?
If YOU could ask J.K. Rowling anything you wanted and she HAD to answer, what would you ask her?
Do you ever wish you could turn back time (in a non-Cher way)?
If Obama came to visit you, personally, what would you do? What would you talk about?
Ok, take your pick or answer all 4. Your choice.
Whoa, I got a mention. I feel like a super celebrity or something. You hurt? What’s that tag about? Are you sore?
Okay, enough with benign questions. Here’s my question for you Brandi. Would you ever name your child “Miracle”?
What is the most disgusting food on the planet?
What animal would you be if you could be any one for a day?
..or does it annoy you when someone spells your name with an I instead of a Y? Go!
what is your favorite childhood memory?
favorite song of all time?
Who’s better: Wolf Blitzer or David Gergen? Try to answer without letting hair come into play though.
And do you think it’s necessary for a candidate to be willing to push for and then pay to attend a one night reunion of Dolly and Kenny in Las Vegas in order for you to vote for them, ya know, if you could vote for them?
Hmmmmmm
What’s the most important quality you seek in someone (mate, friend, whatever)? What quality can not not tolerate?
And how do you feel knowing your suspicion is completely wrong?
reading your writing cracks me up! who…why…how…forget it. hahahaha. also: if you weren’t where you living in canada…where else in canada would you live and why?
If you could only eat two foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
My heavens Miss Brandy… are you ok?
Damn, I was totally hoping for nudity.
If you had to choose only three albums to listen to for the rest of your days, what would they be?
I don’t know that I do get laid more often the Barb…but hey, that’s a personal problem.
If you had to choose another person to make all your decisions for you, who would it be and why?
That’s one long list of questions… here’s one more – just for good measure!
If your life was a song, what would it be?
i thought phalange was a made up word from phoebe on friends? no?
Whats your pick: Today show or Good morning america?
and do they have those shows in Canada?!?!?! (because I realized when I wrote Good morning America- that might not be the case)
lol
i dont even want to know why you were searched using that term. I mean wtf! I have a lot of suicidal people looking for my blog apparently, that disturbs me just because. Not only because they want to kill themselves but because my blog is what they find? I think my blog is depressed. I’m going to have to take it in for counseling.
I don’t know if this has been asked yet, but what is one thing you can’t live without? If you could relive one year of your life over again, which one would you pick and why?
have any piercings? tattoos?
and since i know you love U.S. politics – who would you vote for in our election if you could?
Thought of one… What was your worst subject in high school and what was your final grad?. I’ll tell you mine. It was a tie between physics and tpying. Failed both.
I’ll second cdp’s question:) Happy Valentine’s Day!
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