Eyes Wide Shut March 25, 2007
Posted by brandy in learning, love or something like it, men, the world according to me.trackback
I watched “Poseidon” this weekend and realized one thing:
I really, really need to learn how to swim with my eyes open.
I would have been deadweight to the survivor team with my inability to open my eyes underwater. Poor Josh Lucas would always be having to comeback and find me holding my breath, eyes clamped shut, banging my head into a closed steel wall thinking it was my way out. And I’m going to go out on a limb and say that would effectively ruin our chances of being together.
If Josh and I are going to have any serious chance at love, I’ve got to get my eyes opening underwater.
That is all. Carry on.
You crack me up.
Thank you.
LMAO! You’re too funny!!! May I offer you a pair of goggles?
but you know….you could totally be the damsel in distress!!! I bet he secretly loves that. Who cares if you bring the team down, you get rescued. I’ll take it
Opening my eyes is easy for me, but it wasn’t something I did while swimming in the ocean. seriously, I recall a slight stinging sensation. I’m sure of it. I’m sure that when I eat salty chips or pretzels and rub my eye it stings quite a bit.
I used to swim with my eyes open all the time - until I got contacts. Now it’s either a) swim blind with my eyes open; or b) swim with clear vision and my head above water. Usually, I pick b.
Sounds like completely rational thinking to me.
Seriously?
Yeah, or you could just carry goggles everywhere you go! lol.
No, seriously! ;^)
Oh, man. I feel the same way about my kickboxing/gun weilding abilities and Michael Vartan.
I will win him over though!